I made a fancy dinner for Will and I last night and all my stomach kept thinking was "This is not cereal." Lasagne with bolognese sauce and creme fraiche. It took like 3 hours to make and it was pretty good... Even better is that I asked Will-tard to put it up before we went to bed and he just left it out on the counter all night. Swoon!
Anyjew, this is how it looked before Stupid ruined it:
We tried to watch Sleepwalkers while eating but I ditched out early. I had like 3 VHS tapes when I was 14 or something and watched them over and over because we didn't have cable. Sleepwalkers, Last of the Mohicans and Drop Dead Fred. I kinda remember stealing them from my Uncle George's closet but that may have been porn tapes. I can't remember. What's interesting is how perfect these three movies sum up my current movie tastes.
Anyway. Sleepwalkers. I came home after work today and continued watching. I am pretty sure its been about 5-10 years since Ive seen it last. It was totally mind fucking... again, I guess.
You know, the primary reason that the opening of Sleepwalkers bewilders us viewers is that it features Mark Hamill sportin' a Tom Selleck mustache while hes trying to tread his way through a suspended forest of mutilated cat carcasses. When I first watched it I remember I kept going back and forth between the realization that somebody in this film really hates cats and asking myself " Is that really Mark Hamill?"
I ate the Lasagne that was left out, too. Even though Ive never done any mind altering drugs, Im pretty sure watching Sleepwalkers and eating possible rancid bolognese and sour cream is as close to acid and mushrooms as you get.
Things I learned (re-learned?) from watching Sleepwalkers again:
Cats make great wind chimes.
Incest produces neon gas and electricity.
Teenage girls have two decorating options: "Purple Ballet" and "Casually Draped Intimates."
Real octopus skin quarter panels were an available option on the 1977 Trans Am.
Vampires are deathly afraid of SLR cameras.
Peaches are among the most sensual of fruits.
The problem with Ford police cars is that they explode when shot.
Sweating flammable tuna oil is a bummer of an evolutionary liability when there are pyrotechnic kitties about.
Listening to Enya is like watching cats frolic around a bonfire.
:/ whatever.
I also aquired some good things this week. This book:
I had hoped that there were more big pictures than it has but its pretty crazy. There are some pictures in the back of the medical students posing with the cadavers and putting hats on their heads and pipes in their mouths. Im pretty sure once I start medical school, Ill do the same. But instead of pipes and hats, it'll be like neon sunglasses and joints.
I also got a Venus Fly Trap baby. '
I named it Rick Moranis. Obviously. I couldn't find any insects for it to kill so I fed it a raisin. Not the same. It hung onto it for a little bit then dropped it. Like it knew. Im kinda bummed it doesnt look like the one in Little Shop of Horrors. I know it wouldnt be exactly the same but this thing just looks like a split open lima bean. Not menacing at all. Its spikes arent even sharp. Ill take a picture once it feeds on blood.
Then... I went with Rebecca Romijn not Stamos to the Screen Door and found these things:
What....ever... they are. A few ideas are flasks or wine corks but Pat Faggot said they might be doll heads. They are supposed to be male and female although I dont see any difference. I am in the process of drilling out there eyes and putting in LED lights. Im also thinking of repainting their faces with corpse paint.
Black Metal Mimi and Papa.
One day when Will and I are like 70 we will go to another Mayhem show in Spartenburg, NC because we didn't learn our lesson the first time and we will have no reservations about being in corpse paint and we will find hot metal girls and dudes and take them home and rape them and then thrash for all time.
Hss anyone seen the movie Rollerball with James Caan? That chink team was amazing. I wish this whole roller girl/ derby fad thats going on should be more like that movie. Shit was brutal.
I would be so party time excellent in this game.
