It's been a busy month. Work, a weird show, hanging out, summer boners, vasectomies...etc, etc...
We are thinking of moving to Germany. If it happens, it would be the end of the year. The problems are really just getting our massive books, a fat cat and neurotic pug over there. Everything/one else seems to be on board. I'd have to learn german pretty quickly if Im going to continue school there. Or I could just carry around Mein Kampf and point to it a lot. Same thing, right?
Also, this happened recently:
I went thrift shopping with a friend and she tried on a Victorias Secret onesie? and I had to snap the crotch in front of an old person. (Notice that I said "had" like I had no other choice.)
I didn't.
The show came out weird. I rushed everything and I wasnt sleeping because bozo was in Germany and I only ate Target hotdogs and took nyquil with lattes. It was a lot of upside down heads and rainbows and horse people. Yeah, weird.
Anyway. Speaking of Burgertime.... He is so FAT. I thought it was funny for a little while to only feed him this type of cat candy called Beachside Crunch for like all his meals but now I feel like a jerk. He's gained like 20lbs in a 3 weeks. And now there is no not-feeding him. Look at the size of his head compared to a toddler:
WHAT! It's so big. One weekend I tried to put him on a one meal a day diet and I found him sitting on our dryer with the blind cord around his neck. Wtf is his problem.
Also, iphone knows how awesome Ghostbusters are.
I kinda want to make a body pillow in the likeness of Vigo. I researched and found out the massive dude who played him has a pretty amazing resume of movie titles. Mostly all in German but my favorite is "Night of the Warrior.... Bike". Like his name in this movie is Bike... or he is a bike. Either way. Awesome.
I also watched The Witches of Eastwick and my FAVORITE scene of ALL TIME is when Jack Nicholson turns into that weird skinny giant with dreads and all his joints are skewed in some way and then he turns into that floating baby with the head of Kuato and the body of an inside out worm with ribs or something? I cant find a picture of it online which is just stupid. It's the best.
